Friday, December 19, 2014

The Student Sayings Of Joe Friday On Fridays From Los Angeles, California Case Seventy-Four

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

December XIXth, MMXIV

Hon. Gordon Dirks, B. Ed., M. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow

Dear Gordon:

Just like the Amber Alert here in Edmonton, in the pre-Christmas holiday rush season, II little girls have been kidnapped from a local Los Angeles shopping centre in Hollywood. The suspect was seen with the girls in a Bob's Big Boy Restaurant purchasing food items & delicious beverages a short time later. As no All Points Bulletin (APB) had yet been issued, customers just assumed it was a father out on the town with his II young daughters. The suspect is a known sexual offender & so Sergeant Joe Friday of the Los Angeles Police Department is brought in to cover IV a police manpower shortage. He happens to be working Burglary detail for missing jewellery in the same shopping centre. A "dragnet" has been put around the shopping centre & a V (5) block radius with customers happily allowing their store purchases & vehicles II be inspected in the hope that they can help find the children both safely & unharmed as soon as possible.

"The search for the four year old twins was intensified. An emergency spot check was made of all known & registered sex offenders."

Get This Guy Joe BIV Its Too Late,

Rory

Source: "Dragnet", C. National Broadcasting Company, A Mark VII Production.

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