Tuesday, April 8, 2014
The Students At The Alberta Legislature Were Adept...
April VIIIth, MMXIV
Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O
I. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing just how haunting & powerful the speeches by MLA's were on the Truth & Reconciliation Matter of Aboriginal Residential Schools, in particular Pearl Calahasen, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Lesser Slave Lake, a woman of Ist Nation's heritage & an abuse survivor from the schools.
II. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing that the II (2) seeing eye dogs for two blind persons in the MLA Guest Gallery were growling & barking less than the MLA's on the Legislative Assembly floor. Or as the Hon. Gene Zwozdesky, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Edmonton-Millcreek, & Assembly Speaker says: "this place has truly gone II the dogs." Of course Former Madam Premier Alison Redford, QC, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow states: "I was sure great students at feeding senior citizens & other vulnerable Albertans II (2) the wolves wasn't I?"
III. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing that Heather Forsyth, MLA, Wildrose, Calgary-Fishcreek was very good about adjusting her eye shadow with her compact & eyebrow pencil very discreetly so as to not wake up her aide dog Quill. They did however find it weird that she lent the compact & eyebrow pencil to Rob Anderson, MLA, Wildrose, Airdrie afterwards. Of course I explained to the students that this weirdness can be accounted in the fact that these II (2) used to be Progressive Conservative MLA's, to which the students countered: "this explains everything."
IV. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing the Hon. Thomas Lukaszuk, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Edmonton-Castledowns & Minister of Jobs Skills & Labour had a new haircut. They also noticed that to get rid of the mullet he used II (2) have, his charming bride Stacey placed a wooden salad bowl around his head & cut around it. Thomas asked me why my head was shaved bald yesterday after Question Period ended & I told him that my hair had fallen out at the extravagance of the proposed Redford/Bates Motel Suite expenditure in the Federal Bvilding.
V. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing that Former Madam Premier Redford wasn't in attendance yesterday in the Chamber. The answer she gave in point #II of this blog entry was phoned into the Chamber Sergeant-At-Arms Brian Hodgson, collect to taxpayers of course. I of course being a long time personal friend of the Former Madam Premier defended her to the hilt pointing out to students in the galleries that she wasn't there because she didn't want to be "elbowed" out of the way by Yvonne Fritz, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Cross, her new seatmate. Yvonne might decide to get "cross" with the Former Madam Premier & that would knock her off her throne, um seat in the Assembly Chamber.
VI. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing that Brian Mason, MLA, New Democrat, Edmonton-Highlands-Norwood pointed out that North Korea had a stable government, just like the XLIII (43) plus years of Progressive Conservative rule here in this sublime province. They were adept yet again in pointing out that only a Socialist Pinko politician (albeit elected) would point out that an insane Communist mind-controlled regime would be in charge in Alberta, um North Korea (my bad!).
Yes The Students At The Alberta Legislature Were Adept,