Saturday, August 19, 2017

Positively Golden!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Trinity United Church Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

August XIXth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

On this day L (50) years ago, my parents Joe Koopmans & June Koopmans (nee Adams) got married, & it was a Saturday in the calendar rotation as well & so I write in solid gold text (of course):

Saturday, August XIXth, MCMLXVII (19th, 1967)-Saturday, August XIXth, MMXVII (19th, 2017)

I just cannot tell you how surreal it is to be sitting here in the lobby of the church where their married & their life journey was started. It's frankly positively "golden" (not to mention strange as I was just here a few days ago for the funeral of a family friend.)

I cannot help but wonder what would have happened if they hadn't gotten divorced, or at least remained very good friends after their divorce because of us III (3) children. I also cannot help but feel a tinge of sadness and regret that mom died on January XVIIIth, MMXVII (18th, 2012) so young at just LXVIII (68) & didn't get to live to see this historic moment!

I placed a golden carnation & rose on mom's grave earlier today, this seemed rather fitting. I also broke out one of her Old Country Roses tea cup's & saucer's (with a silver spoon of course as we must be precisement according to mother's tea standards musn't we?) & my thermos to celebrate with a few cups of Red Rose tea for her (with marmalade & butter & scones of course.) I'm sure she found that a rather "solid gold" gesture!

Golden Memories & No I Am Not "The Golden Child",

Rory

Source: Myself.



Wednesday, August 16, 2017

My New Hero Of The Year!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

August XVIth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Not only is that little boy who got help when his 5 year old little sister was abducted my new hero of the year, he should be made an Honourary Edmonton Police Service (who investigate crime) officer for life for getting his family to call in the officers so fast. He should get to have lifetime free access for him & his family to play with & hang out with EPS Canine Unit officers & their handlers who give his actions their full apawrroval!

As for the soap opera that is Derek Fildebrandt, MLA, United Airlines Conservative Party, Strathmore-Brooks, lets review (better than episodes of "The Young & The Restless" from CBS (Columbia Broadcasting System) (TM) Television City in Los Angeles, California.)

Day 1: Pocketing the cash differential of $2,555.00 on an apartment that taxpayers pay for (which I don't begrudge him as he is an MLA.) Would have kept the cash if not caught.

Day 2: First Derek dipped, & then he dipped again on double claims of meals. I am glad a Mr. George Costanza of New York City, New York stopped by his constituency office to remind Derek & his staff of this.

Day 3: Allegedly did not report a motor vehicle accident & its been what a year or longer since it happened, allegedly. Seems to me we can save the coast of a byelection by appointing the Edmonton hero boy who saved his sister as the next Strathmore-Brooks MLA when Derek steps down!

Notice how the Alberta Party & Greg Clark, MLA, Calgary-Elbow are leading on this Fildebrandt file & the Alberta Liberals & Dave Khan are completely useless/listless!

Salsa/Cream Cheese,

Rory

Source: Edmonton Police Service Child Protection Unit & "Seinfeld", National Broadcasting Company (NBC) Television Limited (TM.)


Saturday, August 12, 2017

Number 10: Fitzroy

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., 15902-100A Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5P 0L8

August XIIth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Perhaps with the alleged "graft"/paloya/rent taxpayer subsidized profit with Derek Fildebrandt, MLA, United Airlines Conservative Party, Strathmore-Brooks in the news its fitting that we should hear from The Rt. Hon. His Grace The Duke Earl Augustus Henry Fitzroy, who also happens to have been The Duke Of Grafton. Prime Minister Fitzroy points out the need for students to have wisdom when guiding a nation & you must learn from your mistakes (something Derek clearly hasn't hence the quick departure outta town before his arse was handed to him), even ones made as Prime Minister.

"Wisdom is at no times more conspicuous, nor more amiable, than in acknowledgement of error."

Xth Prime Minister,

Rory

Source: The Right Honourable His Grace The Duke Earl Augustus Henry Fitzroy, KG, PC, IIIrd Duke Of Grafton, Ist Earl Of Euston, Whig (Chathamite), Boroughbridge/Bury St. Edmunds, MDCCLXVIII-MDCCLXX.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

The Names May Have Changed But The Flight's Still The Same!

The Flip Flopper Greg Clark

The New Toy For The Grandson Steve Mandel
Dave Khan & His Personal Jesus (Sorry Allah)

Katherine O'Neill: Great Hair

Ah Derek: Bought The Canadian Flag With Brian Jean's Money
Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

August IXth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed.., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

The reason Former PC Alberta Cabinet Minster Steve Mandel, Alberta Party Leader Greg Clark & attorney Marilyn Burns have been meeting is quite interesting.

1. Marilyn wanted to call her new party the "Action Alberta Party" instead of the currently acceptable form of "Alberta Action Party."

2. This didn't go through as Greg didn't want a second party with the word "Alberta" right next to the word "party."

3. Marilyn agreed to "Alberta Action Party" as she is not at war with Mandel's or Clark's people. Instead she is at war with PC & Wildrose members who voted in favour of merging.

4. Plus Greg Clark had a bad falling out with the "Alberta Liberal Party" after he left their employ. So he wanted Marilyn to have "Alberta" first in the name so as to siphon votes away from Alberta Liberal Leader Dave Khan (whose salmon bbq was partly empty at the U of A Faculty Club where he gave a flat speech & the fact the initial listed online ticket price was raised from $65.00 to $100.00 on the orders of Khan, thus people in the crowd who paid the more expensive price resented not being given a $35.00 refund (thanks for that information Arlin Biffert/Alex Bosse/Mike Butler/Vishal Luthra.)

5. The Alberta Liberals, 97 plus years out the door, GONE; TIME TO GIVE UP THE GHOST!

The Precise Context,

Rory

Source: Macleans Magazine.

P.S.: It seems rather nice of Derek Fildebrandt, MLA, United Airlines Conservative Party, Strathmore-Brooks to publicly criticize Brian Jean, MLA, United Airlines Conservative Party, Fort McMurray-Conklin as a potential UACP Leader when Brian had him hold his position as Finance Critic. This committee is chaired by Derek as it is always chaired by an opposition member, thus providing him with an extra cheque, handy for buying diapers for the new Fildebrandt Baby Jr. Let us be serious for a moment, if the slumlord Fildebrandt hadn't been caught he would have run for leader & kept the rent cash pocketed!

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Number 10: Pitt The Elder

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

August Vth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Called Pitt "The Elder" to distinguish himself from his son William Jr. who also became Prime Minister, this "Great Commoner" refused to accept a title until later in life. The Right Honourable The Viscount Earl William Pitt taught young people visiting Parliament that having too much power can have a corrupting influence.

"Unlimited power is apt to corrupt the minds of those who possess it."

IXth Prime Minister,

Rory

Source: The Right Honourable The Viscount Earl William Pitt "The Elder", FRS, PC, Ist Viscount Of Burton Pinsent, Ist Earl Of Chatham, Whig (Chathamite), Bath, MDCCLXVI-MDCCLXVIII.





Wednesday, August 2, 2017

An Annoying Busybody

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

August IInd, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Is it just me or is Candidate Kenney nothing but an arrogant prick & annoying busybody. Its the height of hypocrisy for Jason to suggest that Candidate Jean & Candidate Schweitzer cannot format & announce their own policies, especially when he is promising to "scrap" the carbon tax upon taking office. Pardon me for being technical, but isn't getting rid of Rachel's carbonic economic taxola job killer an economic policy in & of itself? Your god damned right it is! Maybe Candidate Kenney should run his own campaign & stop interfering in the campaigns of the other II candidates & anyone else who chooses to enter the United Airlines Conservative Party (UCP) Leadership race. Especially when you consider that any candidates who lose will have to potentially serve in the cabinet of the XVIIIth Premier. Candidate Kenney is becoming more annoying for gosh sakes than a Rory J. Koopmans phone call (a feat very hard (if not impossible) to top!)

Your Ass Is Grassroots & I'm The Lawnmower,

Rory

Source: Myself.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Number 10: Watson-Wentworth

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Morinville Tim Hortons Courtesy Wifi, Morinville, Alberta

July XXIXth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

The Most Right Honourable The Viscount The Lord The Marquess Earl Charles Watson-Wentworth focuses on staying within the law during this his Ist term as Prime Minister. He wants parents to teach their children & future generations to keep society in order & on an even keel.

"Englishmen, whatever their local situation may be, know no obedience to any thing but the laws."

VIIIth Prime Minister,

Rory

Source: The Most Right Honourable The Viscount Higham The Lord The Marquess Earl Charles Watson-Wentworth, KG, FRS, PC, IInd Marquess Of Rockingham, Ist Earl Of Malton, Whig (Rockingham), MDCCLXV-MDCCLXVI.