Monday, March 27, 2017

Pauly Shore Week Day One

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XXVIIth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Comedian Pauly Shore discusses with California stand-up comedy student wannabees how being funny was in his genes as a kid.

"Comedy wasn't something I chose: it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid."

"Encino Man",

Rory

Source: Paul Montgomery "Pauly" Shore, Stand-Up Comedian.



Sunday, March 26, 2017

Going Quadracticing

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin. #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XXVIth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

I myself am not particularly adept at numbers like quite a few aspergers syndrome afflicted persons. Its quite embarrassing to me really so I don't mind quadratics where some letters are in the equations. Of course I cover off my disability by using dating in Roman Nvmerals so as to not lose track of the days & it helps me a lot because the letters are both letters & numbers to me simultaneously. I like mathematical equations but I prefer them along with pictures that relate to the equation(s.) I am sure that there are many other students who are the same way.

Algebraic,

Rory

Source: Www.PurpleMath.Com 


Saturday, March 25, 2017

GSA Crazy

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XXVth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA
Minister of Education,
New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Your argument against the II private Christian schools not welcoming Gay/Straight Alliance Clubs (GSAs) has more holes in its argument than a block of Swiss cheese. Thus making your ministerial order seem like an even bigger joke. Furthermore the school admin. & legal reps have tried to meet with you for II years & you won't even listen to them, let alone meet, this shows intolerance. If no student has asked for a GSA, & according to all school records none has, then the two schools have a valid human rights complaint against Her Majesty's New Democratic Government & you & the Department of Education in particular. If I was Pastor Coldwell, or even their lawyer Mr. Carpay, I would take this & fight your ministerial order all the way in open court as a Human Rights Commission matter, both provincially & federally. That being said I am in favour of the GSAs, just not the way you are forcing them so violently on people & would tie you up in courts for years & cost taxpayers untold cash. Even if Pastor Coldwell lost the legal battle, he'd lock in an even stronger Christian conservative base against you. You remind me of the reject Ed Stelmach & his forcing of the terrible land-use bylaws on people. A horrible thing for Ed to do & as a farmer he should have known better. Shades of communism by both you & Farmer Ed to be sure!

"Big Brother Is Watching You",

Rory

Source: Myself.


Friday, March 24, 2017

Faxed Laxed My Time Is Being Taxed

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Millwoods Public Library Terminal #VII, Edmonton, Alberta

March XXIVth, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

I find it annoying when using the fax machines in library branches that the staff have to take the handset off so that people don't make personal phone calls. Now library faxes only allow you to dial personal & 1-800 numbers so they don't pay for that cost, but students & adults tying up these lines (which taxpayers fund) prevent me & other library patrons from being able to access these machines for legitimate faxing needs such as job applications &/or searches.

Faux Fax,

Rory

Source: Www.Epl.Ca 

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Healthy Body & Healthy Mind & Healthy Spirit

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XXIIIrd, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA
Minister of Education,
New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Finding the right physiotherapist after say a student related school sports injury is important. The wrong physiotherapist can cause the injury to become even worse, especially if they don't have the right certification or misdiagnose the correct pressure points/injury to work on. WePhysio for instance is known for its excellent treatment of patients.

Physio Treatment,

Rory

Source: Www.WePhysio.Com 

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

"A Two Minute Game Panel Would You Please Lead Off Betty?"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XXIInd, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

I'm just advising you that its a national story & that sadly that there was loss of life in the story (like the sophisticated host/moderator Fred Davis would in his superb voice) one last time as the great Betty Kennedy, a brilliant journalist (leaving just Allan Fotheringham left as the last legendary member of the panel) on "Front Page Challenge" from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) News Division has died at 91. Author & Historian Pierre Berton, Betty, excellent journalists like Gordon Sinclair, Jack Webster, & Toby Robins are all gone now.

Betty with her style of asking broadcast quality questions on radio was an absolutely perfect fit for the show & added a nice air of femininity to an otherwise all male show. 27 years as a radio host in Toronto at CFRB is a remarkable run in addition to her writing & tv appearances, newspaper columns. Definitely a quality Canadian journalist of the old school. I met Betty & the "Front Page" gang in MCMXCV (1995) when they taped one of their last sets of shows here in Edmonton. Fred Davis had a friend here in the business & he got clearance from the CBC National News Department to do something never done before in "Front Page" history & never repeated & this was to tape 4 shows back to back. It was quite enthralling to see the panel ask queries & try to pin down each of the "mystery guests." Yes Betty Kennedy, a journalist/broadcaster/writer always at her finest.

"Little Bit Of Entertainment: Little Bit Of This & That Eh?",

Rory

Source: Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) Newsfile Archives: "Front Page Challenge", Post Office Box 500, Station "A", Toronto, Ontario, M5W 1E6.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Houses For Sale

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XXIst, MMXVII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave;

When buying a home or other such real estate, students studying real estate should know that it is good to have an inspection by a certified home inspector as well as contractors/trades persons look into making sure the abode is habitable before buying. The seller should also be aware of deficiencies & be prepared to fix them as best as possible before even considering selling.

Buy &/Or Sell,

Rory

Source: Www.Paranych.Com